After I discovered One Direction, I never spoke the same way again.
- Teacher: Will someone please close the door?
- Me: SHUT THE LIGHT OFF, I WANNA BE WITH YOU, I WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE
- Student: Can you go over that one more time?
- Me: CAN WE FAAAAAAALLLL, ONE MORE TIIIIIIME; STOP THE TAAAPE AND REWIIIND
- Parent: Who do you think you are?
- Me: WHO DO YOU THINK I AMMMMMM
- Random Person: Hey, did you hear about Russell Brand and Katy Perry?
- Me: KATY PERRY'S ON REPLAY, SHE'S ON REPLAY
- Student: I'm gonna be up all night doing this stupid homework.
- Me: UP ALL NIGHT LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT HEY
- Random Person: I can't believe-
- Me: YOU DON'T KNOWW OH OH, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
- Random Person: I want-
- Me: I WANT, I WANT, BUT THAT'S CRAZY
- Teacher: If you thought five was the correct answer, put your hands up.
- Me: CUZ IT'S A STAND UP